In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via laugh-addict)

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

(via bullied)